I just realized that the quality writing I provide the world with is a unique talent. I produce entertaining and informative pieces of literary art. From this blog I have all the ammunition necessary to blow your mind, and I commit to said mind blowing on a near daily basis. I just never really thought that it was difficult to produce quality content, but I was wrong. In fact I deserve a pat on the back for being in the game for so long and being so unsuccessful, yet so damn entertaining.
Also I want to give some Kudos to my readers, back in the day on Xanga we called them E-props, and you could get up to 2 per commenter. I give to each of my readers two e props in fact, if you follow me on twitter @joshen1 Ill make sure you get said e props.
Speaking of twitter, I was commenting on the fact that a whole twitterverse has evolved right under my nose and I had no clue. Official Tila Tequila, and the #TilaArmy are at war with the #Tilaresistance, Twitter has it's own pantheon actually and it's based on the amount of followers it goes a little something like this, actually I am feeling a bit lazy so I am going to just post a conversation I had on the whole issue;
Lol ok
Dude
Something else I need to tell you about twitter
Dark and powerful forces
Lightning Kaiser
?
Joshen Reborn
The Tila Army
Followers of Tila Tequila
She controls them
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
her tweeple?
Joshen Reborn
Threatens them with blocks and unfollows if they dissobey
they meet in real life and such
Yeah
She runs the tila army hard body
but beside the Tila Army
is the Tila Resistance
Ran by Tila is a whore
Joshen Reborn
They have a constant struggle everyday
Each of their followers fussing and fueding
140 shots at a time
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
How do you know this?
Joshen Reborn
I am friends with part of the Tila Resistance
And I read official tilas twitter
She is a iron dictator
Lightning Kaiser
Geez
Lightning Kaiser
I gotta read this
Joshen Reborn
Lol
Dont get involved man
Just wait for our generalissimo
Smilinstan lee
To give his orders
he will tell us which faction to join
Lightning Kaiser
Nah
Im not gonna get involved
just gonna observe
Joshen Reborn
Lol
Twitter is full of splinter groups
I think Miley Cirus commanded the most powerful one
With 2 million followers
when she closed down her twitter
they flooded the sight
Crashing twitter
When Chris brown closed his twitter
Aint shit happen
life went on
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
yo
you're like a Twitter historian now
Joshen Reborn
Yo
The Tila Resistance
Got Tila's real cell number and they flamed her today
LOL
Tila Resistance is organized
Lightning Kaiser
WTF?
is it that serious?
lol
man
there's a whole world Im not up on
Joshen Reborn
Yeah
Her cell number is out
You want it?
You want to call Tila Tequila
?
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Lightning Kaiser
By the time I get it, it'll probably be off
Joshen Reborn
Yeah they said she changing it
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Joshen Reborn
But I mean
they will get it again
Ill just wait till they twit it
within 30 seconds
then Ill call you and it
and we will talk to Tila
about how much we loved the dark knight
ask her if she liked it too
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Joshen Reborn
Yeah
Joshen Reborn
It's crazy how a whole world has evolved before our eyes
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Joshen Reborn
without us ever noticing
Millions of people
all living their lives conversing second to second
140 characters at a time
trending topics
Army's
Resistance
Brigadiers
Miley Cirus was like it's hitler
Lightning Kaiser
geez
Joshen Reborn
The twitter pantheon goes as such
Ashton Kutcher is Zeus
He has the most followers on twitter
Followed by brittney spears Hera
Ellen Degeneres Ares
Barack Obama Apollo
Oprah Winfrey Aphrodite
Lightning Kaiser
i need to get up on twitter
Joshen Reborn
And John Mayer Atlas
Those are the top 6
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Joshen Reborn
in that order
Lightning Kaiser
I follow John MAyer
Joshen Reborn
Lol me too
John Mayer carries the world on his shoulders
thats why he has the raccoon eyes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-x7PCAjE9s
Perez Hilton Vs. TIla Tequila
Twitter wars
Lightning Kaiser
That lady is annoying
Joshen Reborn
Yup
She was
but she gave us a few key tweets
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
Joshen Reborn
Knowledge gained #1 Tila was engaged to the heiress of the Johnson and Johnson empire
Lightning Kaiser
Im shocked someone actually commented "Team Tila"
Yeah, you didn't know?
Joshen Reborn
I had no idea
Key tweet #2 Tila stated her own Gossip Blog
Joshen Reborn
key Tweet #3 Perez hilton has nice dogs
as a background
Lightning Kaiser
Lol
and he looks like a pig apparently
Joshen Reborn
Yup
John Mayer wouldnt like us hanging out
Lightning Kaiser
?
Joshen Reborn
On the bad side of twitter
Lightning Kaiser
I don't JM would care
for him
theres only one side
his side
Joshen Reborn
lol
He carries twitter on his shoulders
His deep and meaningful words are product of his plight
and his burden
Ashton Kutcher
also doesnt go for the bafoonery
And he is twitter Zeus
The conversation goes on but this is most prudent. I feel like I have something to offer, so I'm going to shut up and just offer it. I am going to start writing my thoughts on fear, and I'm going to ask some children about their fears while I'm at it, I feel like children have both the most irrelevant but most frightening fears to deal with. Like being murdered by a mythical creatures in the middle of the night, thats just classic.
In short what I do hear is important, and much more so than what everyone else is doing most of the time, thank you!
Cheers and Vampire tweeting Teddy bears!
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