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Professor Gucci Mane Girl Bus Theory of Relation.


A friend of mine said something I thought was funny. He said "hope that the Gucci Mane Girl bus theory applies to trains." I thought it was hilarious so I did a little bit of research and I came up with this. Enjoy


Professor Radric Davis (Gucci Mane) Girl Bus Theory of relation and motion. Gucci Mane released his girl bus theory of relation and motion through the radio station V-103 on March 30, 2009. The theory is very simple although it deals with breaking down many complex universal laws and scientific theories into a few lines. The theory touches on the diversity of life, it draws a direct parallel to the abundance of attractive females to differentiation in fish species in our oceans, while also stating, most importantly, that they are in constant motion following a strict time table which is only altered through a few variables. The theory states;

“More fish in the sea
Girls are like buses
Miss one, Next fifteen; one comin’
Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stuntin”
(http://www.songlyrics.com/mario/break-up-lyrics/)

We must carefully analyze the laws at work here. Professor Davis has expanded on the already existing theories of motion proposed by Isaac Newton.

The laws of motion as proposed by Newton and applied by Gucci Mane

1. In the absence of force, a body either is at rest or moves in a straight line with constant speed.
This is essential to the Mane theory, when a woman has a body that wont quit she is never at rest. Thus girls are in constant motion moving at a constant speed which when calculated factoring gravity and other variables equals approximately 15 minutes.

2. A body experiencing a force F experiences an acceleration a related to F by F = ma, where m is the mass of the body. Alternatively, force is proportional to the time derivative of momentum. Now this law is how we understand how Gucci Mane affects the average rate at which “girls are comin’ ” The variable F affecting a womans acceleration is in fact now known to be Swag. Swag may or may not be increased by ones “ice game” which maintains the constant 15 minute motion cycle and at higher level may increase the cycle ten or 20 fold, this theory is further expounded upon by Jay-Z in the Girls, Girls, Girls video.

3. Whenever a first body exerts a force F on a second body, the second body exerts a force -F on the first body. F and -F are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction. This law ties up the loose ends of the second law by stating that if one maintains his Swag level, the force exerted upon the girls will be infinite and cyclical. Not only does Swag have the ability to attract desirable females but it can also repel if directed in the right direction, undesirables in the opposite direction at an equal level of force exerted.

Now clearly this all relates back to busses to show that the time table while being definite can be adjusted by environmental factors, such as snow, rain, heat, and decreased amounts of Swag. Professor Davis is still on the cutting edge on the laws of conservation, evolution, and female dynamics.

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