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I finally picked it back up

I have been dead to the blogging world for at least five years now. I have been strutting around as a self proclaimed screenwriter that was totally petrified to write. I stress over the fact that my grammar is lacking, that my spelling is not the best. I stressed over the technical that I forgot to feed the soul of writing. Cardinal rule to be a writer you have to write. So I'm back and not better than ever. Welcome to my world part two, when I gave up my xanga I thought that was it but I'm back. Xanga was for children. This is an adult blog for my adult life.

Oh interesting side not I like to talk about tons of bullshit that rarely have relevance. Today I was watching travel channel, it was doing the usual national geographic style like at amazon and African tribes. I learned several things from this. The first is that tribal boobs are timeless, they remain hot no matter how many times I see them, no matter how old I get, no matter how much I try to disconnect myself from my penis, tribal boobs always seem to win. Second is that my conceptions on African tribes is certainly not the truth. all those damn feed the children commercials led me to believe ("stupid me") that Africa has a food crisis. This is not so. I saw some fat naked tribal babies eating monkey. Third the tribal males also love boobs and they were going on about how delicious the monkey stew they made taste. I freaking want some monkey stew. People are freaking enjoying delicious monkey meat and here I am limited to chicken and beef like a sucker. Clearly monkey is far more delectable

Rant almost over but beware world, Joshen lives and, he has a pen a pad and a laptop. I will be heard, I will spew knowledge and ignorance based on my mood, finally I will be the very best I can be and you can watch me grow or not, its really up to you. Sit down and enjoy some monkey stew

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